1. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
2. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
3. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
7. There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.
8. I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
9. Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
10. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
1. vet: to subject to thorough appraisal; to evaluate.
2. reticent: inclined to keep silent.
3. flout: to treat with contempt and disregard.
4. truckle: to act in a subservient manner.
5. rictus: a gaping grin or grimace.
6. saturnine: sluggish in temperament; gloomy; taciturn.
7. delectation: great pleasure; delight.
8. chary: wary; cautious.
9. interlocutor: a person who takes part in a conversation or dialogue.
10. diktat: an authoritative decree or order.
I think it was very nice of the former drag racer to use his fame to give away free drag wheels and tires to a good cause. Although he is now paralized he still can help the sport from his fame before.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
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